splifference


to split the difference; too lazy to say all three of those words.
ex. 1
alan: “how’s this one compared to the last one?”
brian: “can we splifference between the two?”

ex. 2
alan: “do you want me to hook you up with someone like tiffany, or someone like jasmine?”
brian: “tiffany’s legs are like nom nom nom nom nom, but jasmine’s chest is like bam! can you splifference it?”

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