spligy
a mythical beast.
there have been many reported sightings of this apparently female-looking animal. noone has ever brought forth a detailed footage showing intelligence. many skeptics believe that people are just trying to make fun of other myths, such as big foot or crop circles. they believe people dress up as this horrifying creature and run around a town called “winsted” trying to b-m money off of the people that live on lakes.
i’ve seen this mythical creature. have you?
“hey, is that a spligy over there?”
“yea i think it is. lets throw a rock at it”
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