Splinge
noun, verb, splinged, spling-ing.
–noun
1. hinged spline: a jointed device or flexible long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.; slat.on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
2. splined hinge: a long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.or jointed device on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
–verb (used with object)
3. to furnish with or attach by a splinge or splinges.
-splinge (used as expression of amazement)
4. to wibble, or splinge as an incredulous outburst when your flabber is ghasted.
apprentice:’this splinge won’t fit properly, the sprocket doesn’t fl-ng- cleanly.’
mechanic:’ah, you need a splined hinge, not a hinged spline – easy mistake’
ted: ‘wow, obama did it !’
bill: ‘……. 😮 .. splinge !’
splinge to refer to something as cool
that shirt you got on is so splinge
a split fringe. a fringe that has split into sections due to high amounts of moisture or oil in it.
that girl has a bit of a splinge going on right now… someone hand her a comb!
word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of br–sts. the word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. weird, but it works.
also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on sms. a verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances – a whole lexicon was discovered.
‘sploof’ – really big, saggy br–sts.
‘spludge’ – not that much better, but smaller.
‘sploin’ – slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
‘splinge’ – lovely, perfectly rounded t-ts. about a ‘c’ to a ‘d’. can be bigger.
‘spillip’ – small. can be nice, but might fill a b cup.
‘spink’ – mosquito’s have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. throw some ‘d’s on that!!
“ello mate”
“how do?”
“check out the sploins on that!!!”
“nah- happy with the splinge at home, cheers.”
“fair one, splinge!”
“splinge!”
originally a nonsense word, courteousy of ‘the goon show’
now, an adjective for a s-xy person
1. he/she is a splinge
2. ‘look – splinge!’
3. to a partner ‘my beautiful splinge’
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