splink

n: a square ball
n: a chinese father, who is very strict, and when poked, makes a strange high pitched sound
“raymond’s a splink”
incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. apparently:

find a safe place to cross
stand on the pavement
look for traffic
if traffic is coming, let it p-ss
when there is no traffic near, walk across the road
keep looking and listening for traffic as you cross
“sh-t, i forgot to splink!”

“if he hadn’t spent so much time splinking he might not have got run over.”

“bring back jimmy saville.”

“you splink me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round.”

“sweet splinks are made of these, who am i to disagree?”

“splinkmas time, misseltoe and wine, children splinking christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and splink on the tree…”

“mary loves splink.”
combination of silver and pink.
yo checkout this new colour.. splink!
an inuendo thats not specifically used but covers all s-xual actions.
i want to splink you sophie
i splinked sophie in the face
forever a mystery to those who dont already know
girl asks: whats a splink?!
a splink responds: hahahaa..nice try
to flick someone in the face for saying stupid things, also used in the form of a game, can be lots of fun
you can get rid of this by counting to 5 and you can get out of the game by paying each member of the game $1
1st person (very white): i smoked a joint in my hood
2nd person: splink
1st person: 1-2-3-4-5
female -j-c-l-t–n juices that are released when they are turned on.
guy 1: yeh man it was ace i was lickin her cl-t and she splinked all over me!
guy 2: not cool man.

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