Splinking


the art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the f-ck it means.
typical chinese:in order to find true enlightenment you must splink
douchelol: y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
typical chinese:shut your filthy b-tch mouth and find out yourself you lazy c-ckslice!
the act of repeatedly bashing somebody with your gun in a video game while t bagging someone and jumping up and down.
gamer 1: hey look xx typicalgt xx just killed someone
gamer 2: ohh dude he is splinking all over him.

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