Split Sack Syndrome
the act of wearing jeans so tight ur sack gets seperated at the seat of ur pants and eventually splits into two seperate sacks each containing one ball.
– “his jeans are so tight.”
– “yeah i bet thats giving him split sack syndrome”
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