Split Sack
the male version of camel toe. occurs when a man’s scr-t-m splits into 2 separate regions due to tight pants or boxers giving the appearance of camel toe.
during my interview with the ceo, the dude’s pants were so tight in the crotchal region, he had a major case of split sack.
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