split splat


another word for j-zz, c-m, sperm. usually used when describing giving a girl a facial.
1: did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night?
2: yea i pull out and split splated all over her face
v. the action of releasing love juices on the head of a woman of age in which the scalp is being revealed by a bald. (splat on the split)
-hey evan what do you want to do tonight?
– i dont know, maybe we should go to the bingo parlor and find some b-tches to splitsplat!

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