Split the Bedsheets


when you fart/cr-p so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle
“dude, have you seen inside gavin’s room?”

“yeah man! he totally split the bedsheets”

fart, cruddy, cr-p, cut, the, cheese,

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