Split Tits
when a girls t-ts point in crazy angles away from each other. the easiest way to tell if a girl has these without seeing her naked is to check her cleavage. if the start of where her b–bs come out looks like it could hold a trapezoid shaped building block then she’s f-cked. not literally.
oblivious guy: oh my god man check out her she’s so hot!!
smart guy: yeah shes hot but check her b–bs man she has split t-ts. it totally ruins her hotness.
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