splitass


derogatory term for a female which refers to the location of their v-g-n-.
i can’t believe she drove into that parked car…that d-mn split-ss can’t do anything right.
a phrase used to describe a single, or group of minky.
– taken from the well known geordie comedian roy chubby brown.
– used to describe the wife/girlfriend.
1) f-kkin h-ll, chubbsy gets loadsa split–ss now he’s a famous c-nt.
2) is me tea on the table you split–ss!?
3) lets go down 2 the old folks home and get us sum easy split–ss!!!!!!
4) (crowd) you fat b-st-rd, you fat b-st-rd, you fat b-st-rd!…
(chubbs) —dances— f-ck off!!!
1) the act of leaving in a hurry
2) to dance with p-ssion
3) the act of -n-l s-x
1) man, lisa really split–ss on us last night
2) wow look at that guy split–ss.
3) i think those guys are going to split–ss together tonite.

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