splittail


what rednecks and hillbillies call the human female on account of the fact that, when seen in the nude and from behind, the female genitalia (i.e. l-b–) looks like a tiny, split-in-half tail.
hail yes, we’se gunna go lookin’ fer some splittail!
a member of the female species according to u.s. marine corps slang.
there were some nice looking split tails at the club last night.
military term for the human female, either singly or in a group.
“man, look at all that splittail!”
term used to represent a p-ssy/v-g-n-/etc
“i’d like to stick it in that split tail.”
any military ‘member’ in possesion of their very own uterus.
that spit-tail wants on our ship? she’s got permission to board my johnson
a split-tail is a woman or girl over the age of 18 who presents themselves in s-xually, morally or ethically degrading manner. sl-t, easy, p-ss around girl.

the term “split-tail” should never be used to describe a moral woman, dedicated wife or teenager under the age of 18.
the guys, bushman, piled in the van and one said, “ready to go split-tail hunting”?
term used for the v-g-n- and also any male who is acting like a huge p-ssy.
split tail: “i don’t feel like going out, my head hurts”

normal person: “shut the f-ck up you split tail mother f-cker”

noun: “what a f-cking split tail”
adjective: “grow up you split tailled mother f-cker”
verb: “you split tailing son of a b-tch”

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