Splitting Ass
slang for -n-l s-x, especially when the p-n-s is thrust hard and unexpectedly causing an abrupt opening of the -n-s.
d-mn look at the hiney on her, i’d like to split her -ss.
lisa is walking funny, matt must have been splitting -ss last night.
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