Splitting lumber
slitting the middle of your d-ck and having another d-ck inserted inside of the slit. while in the other d-ck this person then p-sses into it so the other person will be able to p-ss out another persons p-ss.
me and eric were totally splitting lumber last night…
yea i know ive heard that eric is a total sl-t i heard he did pb and j with dan!
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