splives


parasites similar to mites that dwell on the head. or inside…for they have the ability to travel to the brain and subtly take over a human’s consciousness.
“hey, dude, is that a splive on your head?”

“no, you insolent human. that is my mother.”
a doobie containing both marijuana and tobacco, for the purpose of making it much more smooth.
“oh man i could kill for splife right about now.”

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