Splock


the same thing as a spliff. a mixture of tobacco and marijuana, rolled into a perfect smoking ciggarette pleasure called a splock.
stoner 1: “ay man you got any tobacco?”

stoner 2: “jah mon”

stoner 1: “alright! now we can twist this splock”
another name for a spliff
we just smoked the fattest splock in john’s car
a black spock
he looks like splock
to have wet messy s-x……
i splocked her so hard, my wiener poked out of her p–per………

all this splocking has shriveled my c-ck.

i splocked her and got warts on my nyansh.
to strike someone with one’s wet/sticky p-n-s after -j-c-l-t–n, usually in the face.
the word originated as an onomatopoeia for the noise made when a p-n-s (with foreskin) strikes another person making a very distinct noise.
to c-ck-slap with a wet and sticky p-n-s.
jenny swallowed and then i splocked her on both cheeks leaving her with a very messy face; she loved it.

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