sploik
the sound j-zz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.
thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half – sploik!
(adj. sploikery) when something makes a sloppy, messy, wet, disguisting sound, it is to be considered sploikery. if something is in the action of making that sound, it goes “sploik”.
i didn’t want to eat mom’s experimental sauce because it looked too sploikery.
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