splong


a crude smoking device resembling a bong into which spliffs are placed.{hybrid of spliff and bong)
to splong is to break the social rules, defined by a community.
this can result in a ban from the community and being ignored and repelled by community members.
“he’s splonging again! what a mediawh-r-! let’s kick him in the -ss!”
a half and half mixture of marijuana and tabacco which is packed into a bong.
if a large enough hit is taken, the result is an incredibly light feeling sensation
yoo man hurry up and pack that splong!!
splong splong splong splong
splong!!!! splong!!!!
an action word — somewhere between splat and spr-ng.
splong! pow! splat! splong!

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