Splongcat
a splongcat is a person, mostly a f-ggot, who constantly attracts unneeded attention. commonly described as being an attentionwh-r- and performs the act to splong.
“splongcats are really r-t-rded… they really deserve to be kicked in the scrotch!”
splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of long cat and speedy cat. not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.
dude, i just saw splong cat. it went as fast as britney spears can get high.
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