sploof
an antonym to queef. a sploof is when a woman’s v-g-n- contracts in order to suck in air or other g-sses/fluids.
“dude i’m trippin about my girl, dawg. i think she wants a baby. she was sploofin’ a motherf-cker’s wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a colorado bong hit.”
a plastic bottle with the end cut off, filled with dryer sheets, and covered with a thick sock; is used to smoke gr-ss when you dont wanna get caught, cause it hides the smell
“i dunno about smoking here, someone might smell it.”
“oh don’t worry, we’ll just use the sploof, and the room will smell dryer sheet-fresh!”
a tube filled with dryer sheets, used for smoking dank inside yo hizzay with the rents home.
yo blow that sh-t thro the sploof before my rentscome up here.
stuffing bounce sheets into a cut in half water bottle or paper towel roll to cover up the scent of marijuana.
dude blow through the sploof we don’t need public safety coming up here again.
a sploof is a device used to hide the smell of smoke, use it in combination with the window trick and you are a weedninja.
person 1: can we smoke in your pad?
person 2: sure bro, just use the sploof and blow out the window. my parents don’t like the smell
a p-rnographic film whose name and/or storyline plays off of an existing film from the “legitimate” world of cinema.
from the joining of the words “spoof” (a take-off of an existing movie or genre) and “splooge” (male -j-c-l-t-).
i can’t decide if my favorite sploof is edward p-n-shands or foreskin gump.
a word that a clown says to annoy someone
man:-walking-
clowm: sploof!
man: ahhh! -runs away
the white milky liquid emited from the p-n-s when an -rg-sm is acheived.
billy: hey dude we’re all out of milk, want me to go get some more?
gary: no sweat billy ill just refill the carton with sploof.
billy: whats sploof gary?
gary: the stuff i covered your dog in last night.
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