Splooge Master
the term dillon calls me, i have no idea why he started to call me it but apparently i am the master of splooge because i have s-x so much? (according to them.) it originates from the word “splooge” which was a word me and garrett made up.
hey splooge master, have you splooged on anything today? – dillon
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