Splooge n’ Boot


essentially, the splooge and boot is when a man is receiving pleasure from a lady, whatever it is he is receiving, and then splooges. he then proceeds to somehow get rid of the woman. this because he splooged and was satisfied and now wants to go about his daily routine, whatever it may be. the man received his satisfaction and has now lost interest in the woman, it happens. some people just loose their willingness to go on and so they go for the boot. for you see, some men do not want to spend hours cuddling or talking to the girl. they just want to splooge. therefore, using all of his cunning the man attempts to get rid of the girl using either a real excuse i.e. “i have a dinner in a half hour and i must get there early so that i can help out.” or just a lousy but understandable one i.e. “you know, i have guests out there maybe i should go out and keep them company just to make sure they’re doing alright”. this is pretty much the major benefit of the splooge and boot, that you have gotten rid of the woman and you are now free to do as you please. you can now play xbox, watch tv, play guitar, go to the driving range, cook a 5 course meal or build a fort made of pillows. the sky is the limit.
david: hey gregoire, did you hear? tony performed the splooge n’ boot on a lady once again!

gregoire: that is simply unbelievable. how could one individual possess such incredible tagging of splooging and booting??!!

david: i know right!

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