Splooge Nozzle


noun – meaning the male genitalia. or any part of the male body that dispenses -j-c-l-t-. see also: p-n-s and scr-t-m.
1. descriptive use – that hooker punched me right in the splooge nozzle!

2. in jest – dude, quit acting like such a splooge nozzle.
3. in anger – shut up splooge nozzle!
4. plural – peta is full of a bunch of splooge nozzles.

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