splooge pooper
1. one whom after engaging in rough s-x of the -ss cheeks, deficates white, hot yogurt from his/her rectal region. could be considered coagulation of the sphincter seapage.
2. a stupid quiff (-sshair) who acts out r-t-rdedly and wreeks of rotting f-ckstink.
tom is a splooge p–per because he sat on a d-ck, then the pot all night, p–ping yogurt into his toilet bowl.
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