the act of jacking off to any episode of spongebob
“d-mn son i just had the best sploogebob ever”
“what the f-ck is wrong with you”
- little noodler
one who is noodle tastic. e.g “she took too many mushrooms. she was a right little noodler”
- clapped cabbage
a clapped cabbage is similar to a cabbage except the clapped ones do more stupid things say a cabbage looses his money, a clapped cabbage would loose his money and his phone. keith asif you’ve lost your money and your phone you clapped cabbage.
- veronica and van
veronica and van are 2 cute middle schoolers that are super popular yet none of their friends notice that each of them have a big, fat, crush on each other. they are both idiots and don’t know that the other has a crush on them, because of that they are too scared to tell anyone […]
- gook hoagie
any oriental egg roll. after the bar i stopped by the chinese restaurant and grabbed a gook hoagie.
when you make a backup page on insta full of stupid pics but you only accept your friends so no one you don’t know can see it “add me on my finesta” “yo your finesta is lit”