Sploon


sploon (noun); verb, splooned, splooning, adj sploony

noun (onomatopoeic)

1. a dreadful painful wailing whooping noise specifically on the guitar, often heard during a preposterously self indulgent guitar solo. always out of context to the music being played and often with the use of a whammy bar.
“whoa did you hear that total sploon from stevie f-cking vye there? – he’s playing the hokey-c-key at a third birthday party – not f-cking madison square garden!”
a spooning sl-t: someone who spoons with everyone.
bob: suzy spooned with jack last night.

eric: i heard she spooned with nathan last week too.

bob: i am not surprised. she’s such a sploon.

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