Splooot


noun: 1. a wrestling game for a couple, whose object is to be the first player who sticks, or shoves, his or her middle finger in the opponent’s -n-s, and exclaims “splooot!” while making the winning move. 2. the exclamation of “splooot!”

verb: 1. to play a game of splooot. 2. to make the winning move in a game of splooot.

note: the winner is rewarded with one s-xual favor he or she so desires from the loser, and the loser must comply with the winner’s demand.
example: bruce soon discovered that he was disadvantaged playing a round of splooot with marta, an olympian athlete.

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