Sploot
when a corgi lays flat on its belly with his/her legs spread out.
that corgi is sleeping in sploot mode.
noun: the splash damage coming back and hitting you from a pee or p–p.
verb: the act of causing splashback from a p–p or pee, either on yourself or someone else.
omg, dude, you just got sploot on your shoe.
as milk ages, and curdles, it releases gas. if in a tight container, such as a milk jug, pressure will build up until the top explodes outward, creating a “sploot.”
d-mn dude. that sh-t just splooted outta nowhere!
a ho, or trick-like female. actually desribing a civilian, not prost-tutes.
yu f_cking sploot! yu did my brother!
she such a sploot, she been ’round the block and back!
the sudden burst of any bodily fluid at any given moment.
i was sitting on the bus when i felt a rush of liquid falling out of my rectem, this is when i realized i splooted all over myself.
to leave tread marks in one’s underwear
ah, jeez! dean splooted in his drawers again!
an affair between to married bis-xuals of the same s-x.
i think tony is having a sploot with the milkman
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