Splooz
n. a combination of j-zz and spooge, the spooge being the more dominant of the 2 in the mixture. spooge is usually a bit thicker and creamier than j-zz, while j-zz is more runny like coffee creamer. splooz is thick but fast flying j-zz.
v. when you w-nk off and splooz comes out.
adj.(sploozy)easy going, smooth-man.
“yo dawg, i was at this gurl’s house last night and i was givin’ it to her in the stink pipe, and then i whipped it out and sploozed all over that tight -ss.”
“o rly?”
“ya rly, it was sploozy”
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