Splorch


that satisfying squirty sound of hot sauce, or any spicy, liquid condiment makes when exiting the bottle.
april’s ear detected the distinctive splorch of sriacha sauce leaving the bottle.
the sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. first used to describe a story being told by a former child star after working with an angry bill cosby.
cosby: then you take the chocolate pudding and splorch! right against the wall!
sound of a head being taken off by a high energy weapon, (such as a laser or ray gun.)usually accompanied by a voip

onomatopoiea

derived from quake games.
gun: voip!
head: splorch!
spooge, c-m, s-m-n, -j-c-l-t-. splorch!
i splorched all over that b-tch’s face and in her hair.

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