Splork
splork is a punk rock band from richmond, virgina, united states. formed in 2008 with 4 members (wendy, phil, michael, phil) their first official release was a christmas single t-tled “eat my fruitcake”. http://www.mysp-ce.com/splorksplorksplork
i got hit in the head with a stuffed animal at a splork show.
canned cranberry sauce. splork is an onomatopoeia of the sound this food as it slides out of the can. proper presentation of this food is to leave it whole, in the shape of the can and lying on its side on the presentation plate. may be garnished with red lettuce.
d-mn it randy! i asked you to plate the splork, but you mashed it up. now it is just some d-mn cranberry sauce! way to ruin thanksgiving, meathead!
when browsing the internet: to accidentally close a browser page you wanted open. generally meaning you’ll have to go back to google and re-search the term over and figure out which link was the page you wanted. happens often when you have multiple pages up and inadvertently close the one you wanted. also applies to accidentally closing doc-ments without saving them.
hmm, let me close these other pages and go back to the ferrari wallpaper site. aw cr-p, i just splorked myself!
to -j-c-l-t- or an -j-c-l-t-
no splorking on others!
keep your splork to yourself
a spork that swims.
the best sounding word ever. if you concentrate on pr-nouncing it just so, it feels all crisp and neat-o.
ya know when everything is feeling all sloppy and garglyga? say splork, making sure to hit all of the consonants just right. everything will feel better afterward.
the sound made during f-lch-ng. was the t-tle for an undergroud comic in the 60’s.
verb-in-a-verb, verb or action of a game created by four boys. to splork is to fend of a bang and to send to one other player. the bang is to shoot a fict-tious bullet-thing from a uni-ball pen.
my friend banged me but i quickly splorked him.
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