Splort


head-exploding cuteness.
-seez widdle floofy lolcat-

-splort-
the sound a ripe pumpkin makes when you take the glopp out.
-carving jack-o-lanterns-

dave: ok jimmothy, time to take the glopp out!

jimmothy: -splort-

dave: oh jimmothy, you twinkletoes…that sounded quite ripe!
when a male simultaneous -j-c-l-t-s and emits flatulence. (portmanteau of “splooge” and “fart”).
dude – “hey man. last night, when i was watching grey’s anatomy… i splorted.”
bro – “gross, wait… why the f-ck were you watching grey’s anatomy, (insert generic comment about dude’s s-xual preference)??”
dude – “because glee wasn’t on, bra.”
bro – “… oh, yea that’s right.”
dude – -sploooooooort-
the sound made by -j-c-l-t–n see also what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from jaddis
man, i really wish i had splorted last night, but jaddis was giving terrible head.

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