splu


(n.) the fictional ailment suffered by olp sophmores when they have a speech the next day and haven’t memorized a f-cking thing

also spelled splue
mom i can’t go to school today, i have the splu
the speech flu, when one becomes sick on the day she or he has to give a speech
katie: where where you yesterday?
kali: i got a case of the splu.

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