spludge


a verb used to describe the mechanics of a slug’s movements; becoming increasingly accepted in the scientific community, the word is used in the same way you would describe a snake slithering or a horse trotting
michael – “wow! look at that slug sliding along on that piece of trash.”
randy – “he’s not walking along! it’s a spludge! not a godd-mn walk! he’s spludging along…. b-st-rd.”
to -j-c-l-t- all over that b-tch
girl you made me spludge
to get c-m and sh-t on at the same time.
bro as she was going down on me i f-cking spludged all over here, true story.
the act of having water rise up your crotch, particularly after getting off of a water ride.
after i got off of the wavebuster i was spludged so bad that i couldnt go to work.

after i went out with tommy’s mom last night i got spuuuudged so bad that i couldnt walk.

see also: enima

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