Splung
a medical conditon, primarily affecting h-m-s-xual men, who when giving oral s-x, breath in at the time of their partners ejacuation. thus results in the sp-nk being aspirated into the lung. therefore resulting in sp-nk on the lung, or splung. the sufferer, will result in having a cough, and may develope pneumonia unless treated quickly.
medical condition: ‘ i think i have splung’
or
‘hold your breath b-tch cos i’m about to explode and you dont want to get splung now!’
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