splurchase


the buying of something that you don’t really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying something will improve your mood. origin: “splurge”+”purchase”.
after having a bad day:

“hey, i think i’m going to buy this matrix revolutions on dvd.”
“what?? why the h-ll would you buy that??”
“i know. don’t worry about my sanity – it’s just a splurchase.”

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