splurf
the act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.
that post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!
masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.
i’ve spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.
ths sound of a toothless mouth suckling a breast.
the baby went splurf as he sucked his mommy’s distended t-tty.
the act of a gay man farting during intercourse.
man 1: “dude, i b-mmed dave the other night, he splurfed.”
man 2: “man that sucks.”
the act of farting out of your d-ck
dudee….dan’s splurfs smell awful!!
splurf: n., originally the sound -ssociated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.
“i don’t do that splurf!,” “not that splurf again!”
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