splurfing
or ‘splurfing the web’
to describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your b-lls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
“man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an alb-m ent-tled “mallorca hols 2010″, by a woman i don’t even know!”
“d-mned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time”
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