splut
the sound effect of a pie being thrown or shoved in someones face. (as in those g-d-awful garfield comics)
mary: jen, i baked you a coconut cream pie.
jen: oh thank you!
mary: here, try some! -splut-
jen: -displays middle finger-
an extreme version of a sl-t.
guy1: wow, i heard that girl slept with the whole football team
guy2: what a splut!
a female who pretends to be interested in compet-tive sports only to seem more appealing to men. notorious for completely bringing the entire vibe any particular sporting event down with their questions and/or needless and ignorant remarks.
sport+sl-t=splut
spluts will most often be seen wearing nothing but jerseys.
that splut may not know what a te is, but that jersey-dress does a great job of outlining hers. now if she could only shut the h-ll up!
the female equivalent to a male fap, indicating the noise made during the process.
oooh, brad pitt!
-splut splut splut-
the sound of a male ejaculating, or the act of ejaculating.
“christos made a rather loud splut as he reached his -rg-sm.”
1. when you fall on someone. usually from a distance. not to be confused with “going splat”
2. the noise made by an object falling into your slushie.
“keith fell off the balcony and landed on malcom with a splut”
“what did you put in there!? don’t lie! don’t lie! i heard it go ‘splut’!”
spasticated sl-t
like “look at that slup man”
ya mum iz a bl–dy splut man
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