Splutch
most fun onomatopoeia to say ever.
basically an upgraded version of the word “splat”.
1. -splutch, splutch, splutch…-
2. a speeding locomotive hit little timmy and he went -splutch!-
3. i shat myself at work yesterday, and every time i sat down, my pants went -splutch-
4. william takes it in the -ss from his cellmate, diesel-d-ck dave, so the other inmates took to calling him “billy b-ttsplutch”
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