SPOAST


spoast

it’s not just a toast

it’s a “speech” and a “toast”

it’s a . . . spoast
a toast is short.
a “spoast” is a speech ending in a toast

general example:
to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. cheers!

best man:
let me start by saying that i met the groom in school . . . boy were those some crazy time . . . remember when you and ### stole that cow . . . well cheers!

general audience:
i know i was supposed to keep my comments short, but before we raise our gl-sses i wanted to say . . ..

the street:
here’s to our home boys who have fallen . . . here’s to the up and comers . . . cheers to my g’s!

it’s a spoast!

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