spock 2.0


1) someone who looks like spock from star trek, but denies it because it is not a compliment. everyone agrees he looks like spock besides him. every now and again he gets a case of the crackhead shakes. he is sometimes proud of his ignorant behavior. he finds pride in being closed-minded. he must have smoked one too many blunts of schwag in outersp-ce. he is inferior to captain kirk in many ways – especially in p-n-s size. he is a recovering schwagaholic and is currently unemployed. he also doesn’t have license, so he can’t fly his slow, duck-taped, diesel mercedes sp-ce craft. sometimes he is funny and he gets punched for it. he is, however, a lot stronger than dome and steadily beats him in arm wresteling. also can refer to someone who smokes too many camel lights.

2) crooked c-ck.
1) that herb over there just pulled a spock 2.0. he left his fish tank for 3 months without cleaning it and his fish died. then he had the nerve to bake them and leave the oven on.

why don’t you become an -sstronaut like spock 2.0?

you will never be as good as him you will just have to settle for spock 2.0 status.

you’re speaking utter nonsense. please stop being a spock 2.0.

i just caught spock 2.0 spock 2.0ing all over s-ssy’s mattress.

dude, if you don’t quit smoking spock 2.0’s then you will die from cancer before the age of legal drinking.

go buy me some f-cking cereal. you definitely spock 2.0’d my lucky charms.

dude, your arm just pulled a spock 2.0 and suddenly went limp.

2) so, you dropped out of school, and quit your job? what the h-ll are you gonna do for money, are you gonna start slinging your spock 2.0 on the street?

2) ok, so your c-ck is crooked. i think they have medicine out there for spock 2.0 d-ck.

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