Spock-blocking
when your friend- who looks strikingly like spock from star trek- engages in behavior similar to c-ck-blocking. often in brutally failed attempts to hook up with your girlfriend, or prevent you from doing so.
john: dude, did you get any action last night?
mike: no, andrew was f-ckin spock-blocking me again.
john: lame.
introducing logic into a conversation to counter an obviously asin9ine statement. successfully.
‘man, i thought my argument supporting arizona’s immigration laws was valid. until you pointed out that a law that circ-mvents the bill of rights for illegals, circ-mvents the bill of rights for us all. you totally spock blocked me!”—–spock blocking
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- Sporkanite
believer in the philosophy of the great spork. believer in sporkanism. people on bfc are sporkanites.
- Squazzo
slang term for sperm. man one: “yeah, dude, my squazzo was about to burst out of the squirmin’ hermin the one eyed german!” man two: “just let it squirt, man, let it squirt!”
- squeazle
(skwee-zull). verb. ice hockey term. when the puck slips through a goalie’s pads after an initial save and crosses the goal line seemingly with a life of its own. the puck squeazled through antero niitymaki to make the buffalo-tampa bay game 3-0.
- Squeeze bag
a girlfriend, a wh-r-, a ho, a bimboe, anything you could f-ck and would let you f-ck basically. hey dog i just got myself a new squeeze bag and tonight ima take her for a ride to the beach.