Spock

a sped jock. usually play sports such as american football and hockey but receive c’s, d’s, and f’s in their cl-sses. generally, spocks spend too much money on customized basketball shoes with colors that don’t match and over exaggerate their actually ability to lift bro. spocks hate on people with common sense and think they are good enough for every girl.
guy #1: look at brian’s new $200 dollar shoes.
guy #2: the colors look so random so he must be a spock.
one logical, bad-ss m-th- f-cka. capable of the vulcan nerve pinch.
spock: live long and prosper b-tch.
a way of referring to a highly intelligent and calm person. usually a compliment.
“wow, that guy is a real spock, i thought he’d never be able to finish that code in time.”
the hottest vulcan on the planet. first mate on the u.s.s. enterprise. the way his ears and eyebrows are pointed turn on many women. also his hair cut and insane wit is very attractive to many women.
spock is also jewish.
“omg! spock!”
to try to bring logic to a situation where logic is impossible
don’t try to go all spock on us
a vulcan who is half human. he is super logical and that turns some people on like the girl on the planet with all those drugs. he is bffs with kirk. he always says facinating and illogical
“facinating” says spock after something cool hppens.
“illogical” he says that allot too
v. 1. to make a joke online that is then taken far too seriously by a reader, who corrects the factual nature of your humor. 2. to see something online that is intended to be humorous, and then proceed to correct its factual shortcomings. n. a person who repeatedly misses online jokes and proceeds to correct their factual shortcomings.
usage:
1. “megatroll kept spocking me, so i unfriended him and banned him from my journal.”

3. “yeah, he’s a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock.”

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