Spocked
when someone tells a joke and the listener reacts too logically to the joke then you’ve been spocked.
person 1: what did one tree say to the other tree?
person 2: trees don’t speak and in fact, did you know that trees…
person 1: nevermind, we are done here.
person 3: you just got spocked.
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