Spoerk glasses


gl-sses that are entirely too big for someones face.
person 1: wow that person has gl-sses too big for his face.
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk gl-sses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh h-ll no
person 1: i hate you

person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee

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