spoff balloon
when you realise you have no tissues whilst bashing one out and you don’t want to spum your nodes everywhere and make a mess. when you are about to “spend” simply pinch the end of your foreskin and blow up your own spoff balloon. allow no seepage.
i emptied my spoff balloon over your mum. it was all over her boat like a plasterers radio.
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