Spoiled Egg Party
1) a gathering/party overpopulated by females (sounds good yeah!!!……..???????????? but wait), the majority are over the hill or nearing it. they are wondering why “i do not have childeren” or the possibilty of kids, “where did my youth go??” run guys run…………… other wise your an unwilling daddy.
2) fu&k this place is full of middle age chicks, they should be desperate and willing for anything they get.
1. f-ck mate, i did that old one at that party the other night with no rubber she made a point of me c-mming inside her, think she had an alternative reason.
2. yeah my mate and i went to this party on the weekend, the dirty bastdard did this 48 year old, but i ended up leaving because there was too many off eggs there..
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