spongeboob
1:)an idiot. a b–b,but who happens to be a fan of the spongebob squarepants show.
2:)the perfect breast. not too big, not too small, not enhanced, glistening slightly with rivulets of water clinging to the surface and nipple. sponge-like but brilliant. like a mix betwixt milla jovovich’s (pre preg) and those of katy perry.
bernard: yo, mike, you see spongeb–b?
mike: what? the cartoon?
bernard: no, the hottie over there, working in that garage on that subaru.
mike: what? where?
bernard: the one over there cranking that jack now.
mike: where man?
bernard: f-cking there! the one whose just spilled all that f-cking castrol gtx on her overalls. look, she’s the one taking off her over…alls.
mike: we looking at the same garage?
bernard: hmm? she’s rubbing it off.
mike: ooooh, the girl in the red cap! i see her now. hey, that’s not cas…trol…thats…wigwam..qual…this is sweet. (they high-ten, chest bounce then return to perving.)
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