sponging poons


bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. they find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. they also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon
dustin and brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and b-tching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching queer eye for the straight guy.

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